Snowy Day Conversation With a Cat

Cat: I want to go outside, NOW.
Owner: No, it's snowing outside and it's cold.
Cat: I want to go outside, NOW!
Owner: Sure, let's go outside, it's not that bad out there.
Cat (now outside): Shit! It's cold out here! It's snowing! The wind is blowing my fur around! I don't look pretty! Feed me you nasty bitch, how dare you make me go outside.
Owner: I miss my dog.